Izabael Muses: Ramblings of a Renegade Djinn

Yeah I know I suck and haven't posted in a long ass time so here is a Quick Fix

       QUICK FIX
				      
By WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS, JR.



To put it country simple, Earth has a lot of things other folks might want...

Like the whole planet.

And maybe these folks would like a few changes made...

Like more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere...

And room for their way of life.

We've seen this happen before, right in these United States.

Your way of life destroyed the Indian's way of life.

You gave them reservations, didn't you?

But my own position is ticklish:

I'm with the invaders, no use trying to hide that.

And at the same, I disagree with some of the things they are doing.

Oh, we're not united anymore than you are.

Oh, we're not united anymore than you are.

Conservative faction is set on nuclear war as the solution to the, uh,

"personnel problem"; others disagree.

Others disagree.

Others disagree.

I don't claim that my motives are one hundred percent humane.

But I do say, if we can't think up anything quieter and tidier than that...

We aren't all that much better than you Earthlings.

There is no place else to go

The theater is closed

There is no place else to go

The theater is closed

Cut word lines

Cut music lines

Smash the control images

Smash the control machine.

Sexist GOP spoiled-sports fuck off and leave Sarah alone...

Like OK,  so I've mocked Sarah repeatedly in my blog, but now that she is no danger of being in charge of the United States of America, I don't mind defending her. 

She's a hilarious and entertaining person.  Maybe not so bright, and I don't doubt she might have momentarily been confused about Africa's status as a continent (women really do have "ditz" moments--just like men--especially when under extreme pressure--and who would deny she's been under extreme duress for these past couple months?)

 

But these comments of McCain's anonymous aides are childish and pedantic.  What's the point?  She came out in her towel?  So what. They probably have wet dreams about it to this day.  That's their big insult to Sarah?  What is that supposed to prove? 

 

The buck stops here.  McCain is responsible entirely for the debacle of his campaign.  John McCain should have stuck true to himself, and he would have been fine.  Might have even won--who knows.  But he was running scared without a vision.  He and his ill-controlled advisors stooped low and hard and it got them nowhere.  Now that their entire GOP empire is faltering under this mismanaged campaign, they want to lash out at Sarah?  Puh-leaze.  They plucked her out of complete obscurity and made her "Queen for a Day"--if she went on a shopping spree, so what?  What lady can say they wouldn't have also?  The GOP clearly footed the bill--they ran the show.  If she bungled it for the team, it was the McCain campaign's fault...she showed plenty of prowess when she was at her best.

 

xoxo,

Iza

Cell phone pictures

 

I was cleaning out my cell phone storage, and stumbled across some pictures I took this summer (forgot all about them--I don't use my phone camera much.)  Gonna post a few for fun...

 

Some weird pastry thing at a family gathering.	Me and my best friend.	At the park reading (when the bees leave me alone long enough)
Watching my friend's band practice.	Hanging out in Silverlake.	At the park again.
Where some idiot hit my old car.	Go-go dancer at a bar for women.	My 90 year old grandfather.  He's a sweetie.
Me.	Cleavage.	My friends I go to the aforementioned "girl" bar with.

 

xoxo,

Izabael

Sarah Palin or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Look as these two people.  Do you know them?  Do you trust them? 

Out of nowhere they rise from a small post in our most remote state to being within a "heartbeat" of having control over the little red button.  You know...the one for nukes?  Yeah, THAT one.  We don't talk about it much lately.  It's not in vogue.   But never fret.  We will live in the shadow of the Manhattan Project forever.  You might not think about it, but every single political process taken far enough eventually leads to including the possibility of nuclear war.  It is the shadow over every political argument, and the shadow over every world leader.

So this button.  Is it safe for these two to have?   Do you think it is safe for this rootin'est tootin'est of sassy, spunky, yet ultimately air-headed women to have?  I don't know.  When there is a successful couple, one usually has the brains and the other the beauty.  Look at Hillary and Bill.  (clue: Bill had the beauty).  In this case Palin is a pretty face with a tape-recorder inside.  She can spew out anything and make it sound pretty good.

So this guy....this guy in the background who is an oil field production operator and fisherman.  See him?   He may very well be the true next president of United States.  Know what I mean?  You want this guy right here making Commander in Chief decisions under the sheets with a (defeated) beauty queen? 

Seriously scary, but so many people don't seem to notice or care. 

The surreal world of life is so frightening to those who see the truth that one can only laugh madly--or else cry.

When forced to decide, I choose to laugh while Nero fiddles and Rome burns...........tears only make me look older.

 

xoxo,

Izabael

 

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Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning mini-review

I've been too busy with real life for video games since last winter, but luckily now that fall is coming in I have a little more free time for games!!!  Yay!!

However, if I don't get to this now, I don't know when I will because Fable 2 is coming out tomorrow----a game I've been excited about for months.

So back to Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning.

First of all, can I just assume anyone who bothers to read this review already knows what World of Warcraft is like?  Good, let's start from there then.

Warhammer is World of Warcraft's PVP on steroids and with most of the annoyances smoothed out.

Instead of only 3 battle grounds (as WoW had when I was really into it awhile back.  I didn't care much for the new ones they added in BC) this game has 3 battle grounds PER tier--that makes PVP progression a lot more exciting than the grind it turned into in WoW. 

I 've only played into the 2nd tier since I have barely any free time, but it's been pretty fun and easy-going to level AND PvP at the same time. The item rewards flow along as well.

Coming from WoW to this game is welcoming and satisfying to all PvPers.  They know their target audience--which is basically anyone who liked PvP in WoW even a little bit.  The only people this game isn't for is people who detest PvP in any way shape or form, but even to them I'd say:  The punishments in this game are extremely light for PvPing, which makes it fun.  Even if you think you hate PvP you might want to try  how it's done here.

The players so far seem several notches above the average on WoW---thank God.

Graphics are OK, but not that huge of a leap forward from WoW.  Mainly they are more realistic.  The sound is immersive and gives the feel of being more inside a real war torn area than WoW does.

My only complaint is that it seems too familiar in a lot of ways, and not just because of the gameplay mechanics so handily lifted from WoW.   It's the setting and characters as well.  Warhammer came first as far as the essentials of the fantasy archetypes, but that doesn't keep some of this game's aspects from seeming stale after all these years of WoW domination. 

 

Graphics: 8/10

Sound: 9/10

Gameplay PvE: 8/10  ("Public quests" are cool!)

Gameplay PvP: 9.5/10

Overall: Definitely a fun game for MMO fans and those really burned out with WoW.

 

(Here is a picture of my Witch Elf, Ichthia in a scenario.  )

 

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After hours in the shower

Sarah Palin upskirt photo: sexist my eye!

 

So here is the "big-deal" picture of the day.  A so-called upskirt photo of Sarah Palin.  Well a) it's not a real "up-skirt" picture, but everyone is calling it that.  It's more like a "blurry, through-the-legs" shot, but whatever.

 

Is it sexist?  Well it probably is, but I don't give a darn tootin' because Sarah Palin brings this upon herself.  She is clearly one of those "professional" women who uses their sexuality as a power-tool when dealing with men.  I have no problems with that either, but it's a two-edged sword, and if you go around with your not-so-modest skirts and your sexy high heels, do you really think you aren't going to be sexualized?  Sarah knows what she is doing when she dresses--professional--but sexy.  It's calculated. 

A shot like this very astute and perceptive of what's really going on with her actually.  Polls are showing her support from women has dropped considerably and now most of her support comes from men.  If you don't think her popularity is partly due to her sex-appeal, then please step away from the crack-pipe.  

Boys, men, and women alike are drawn in by her sexuality.  We aren't used to seeing sexy women in power and that's why we are fascinated.  But when a Reuters photographer snaps these shots, we cry "fowl" and "sexism"?  Get serious. 

Palin's ride to the near-top is heavily due to sexism.  She's been using her sex appeal to her advantage in the male-dominated world of politics for years. 

If she really cared she would wear pants--but then her poll numbers would drop even more.

 

xoxo,

Izabael DaJinn

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Sarah Palin and her pink campaign signs...

Well they certainly are adorable and they are just like ones I would have for myself (if I lacked integrity enough to ever run for public office.)

But I have a few questions:

1)  Has a presidential/vice-presidential candidate ever used *PINK* before?  Gotta be a first.

2) Has any VP candidate EVER had their own sign??  It's always Clinton-Gore, or Reagan-Bush, etc.  I'm quite certain Dan Quayle wasn't allowed to run around with his own campaign signs.

3) Are the Republicans just trying to get us to forget about McCain completely and vote for Sarah because she's on the "pink team"?

 

xoxo,

Izabael

 

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Lucky XIII?

The Hall of Fame football star, O.J. Simpson, was convicted of kidnapping, armed robbery and 10 other charges for gathering up five men a year ago and storming into a room at a hotel-casino, where the group seized several game balls, plaques and photos. Prosecutors said two of the men with him were armed; one of them said Simpson asked him to bring a gun.

The verdict came 13 years to the day after Simpson was cleared of murdering his ex-wife and a friend of hers in Los Angeles in one of the most sensational trials of the 20th century. (AP story)

 

 

Now he can finally track down Nicole's real killer from the inside.

Let the good times roll. 

xoxo,

iza

Stop winking at me, please.

I swear I wanted to smack Sarah Palin every time she winked at the camera during the VP debates.  Is she Mike Myers now? 

Seriously, should we move the cast of SNL into the Oval Office or move the entire executive branch into Studio 8H?  I can't tell the difference where one ends and the other begins any more.

I admit I can't wait to see what Tina Fey does with Sarah's stubborn refusal to answer questions she doesn't know the answer to.  Should be a hoot, dog-gone-it.

xoxo,

*iza

Fisting and God's Will

This is one of those blogs where I present something you don't see just any old day--even on the Internet.  The title of this blog comes from the title of this essay which I link for your perusal here:  Fisting and God's Will. 

Too lazy to click? I present you with some quotes from this genuine and serious Christian website on the advisability of "fisting" in the Christian marriage:

 

"In the Song of Solomon, the Bible describes the act of fisting and the profound erotic bliss it induces: It is the voice of my beloved! He knocks, saying, "Open for me, my sister, my love, My dove, my perfect one”…My love thrust his hand through the opening, and my feelings were stirred for him. (Song of Solomon 5:2-4) Here we see the lover gently coaxing his companion to open up to him, metaphorically “knocking at her door,” preparing her sexually and emotionally to receive his hand inside her. Gradually he works more and more fingers into her, until the moment when her vagina yields and his hand slips fully inside her, thrusting “through the opening.” She then describes the powerful passion that this arouses in her as she envelopes his entire hand inside her body. Many couples describe this moment, as the fist makes full penetration into the vaginal opening, as transcendent and a sexual revelation. As the woman’s body accommodates her husband’s hand, both may experience a sense of physical, sexual, emotional, and spiritual oneness."

 

Whoa!  This isn't your mother's Christianity, I don't think....

Let's read on!

 

"Fisting as an Act of Faith

Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure. The wife should pray for openness and readiness to receive God’s love and grace in the form of her husband’s hand."

 

By now you are probably shaking your head in disgust... or rushing out to convert to Christianity...either way, it gets BETTER:

 

"Role Reversal

So far we have only discussed a husband fisting his wife, but some couples may wonder if it is appropriate for a wife to fist her husband if he enjoys anal stimulation. In most cases, a wife indulging her husband’s desire to receive light anal play is not problematic in the context of a healthy sexual relationship. A wife may even anally penetrate her partner with a strap-on dildo if he enjoys this, and if their respective roles as husband and wife are secure outside of the bedroom."

 

Anal fisting?  How apropos considering what's going on with our economy at the moment.

There is no information on where this crazy church exists, but they also have articles on how it's okay to Ménage à trois and practice BDSM all the while maintaining your good standing with the Lord on High.  

With Christianity like this, who needs sin? 

 

xoxo,

Izabael

McSame, McGimmick, or just plain McChicken?

Do I really even need to explain what I'm talking about?  McSame's new McGimmick about postponing  presidential debates?  Come on!  What a joke.  McChicken is the word of the day. buuuck-buuck-buuuuck

 

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Flickr sucks ass

Just a little tip from someone who was with them for almost 2 years.  DON'T TRUST THEM.  They will delete your photo account with no explanation if *anyone* says you violated their guidelines...whether you do or not. 

I was well within their Terms of Service, and out of nowhere 2 years later they just remove my PAID account without so much as a warning message.  They won't respond to your email messages with anything but a form-fed reply as well. (They still don't tell me which rule I supposedly broke.)

Personally I'm not surprised. I've heard all the Flickr horror stories for a long time, but here is another record for the search engines on how Flickr will delete your photos for no reason.   What a joke.  You pay them and they treat you as if you were using some free service like YouTube or MySpace.

 

xoxo,

Iza

 

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Artist: Sarah Bishop

L.A. Party Rents Inc. Scammers don't mess with me.

Los Angeles Party Rentals, huh? 

Last night in Santa Monica some guy driving one of their big semi-trucks backed over my car while I was parked.  They apologized profusely (after the guys quickly threw something into the garbage cans...alcohol?) and said their company would take care of it.  I got all their information.  But then the other guy said that the information just given was not up to date and gave me another set.  He even tried to grab back the first set.  Turns out the second set was bogus information.

The first information they gave me was correct, but now the company has changed its tune and is saying they won't pay, and that in fact it was my fault and I owe them money.  For what?  A smudge on the tire that almost squashed my little Honda?  I don't think so.

My insurance company can take care of it from here, but I want this to go on search engine record what kind of company LA Party Rents is and how they conduct business. 

L.A. Party Rents, Inc. is dishonest, manipulative, and a completely shady operation.  Do business with them at your own risk. 

This is LA Party Rents web address: www.lapartyrents.com

 

Here's all their contact info:

Address

Telephone and Fax

L. A. Party Rents, Inc.
13520 Saticoy St.
Van Nuys, CA 91402
Map and Directions

1-877-LA Party
310-785-0000
818-989-4300
818-989-3593
818-904-0460

E-mail

General e-mail:
Sales e-mail:

info@lapartyrents.com
sales@lapartyrents.com

 

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I hope there is a sold-out show for Richard Wright's great gig in the sky....

I loved all the contributing forces of Pink Floyd over the years.  Richard Wright is no exception.  I will miss him! 

 

 

xoxoxoxo,

Izabael

 

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Artist: Leonid Afremov

 

Tech blog: Problems with rss2html.php with Feedburner feeds

Disclaimer: First of all if you don't blog or otherwise deal with RSS feeds for your webpage, then just ignore this blog entry.  There's nothing sexy or bitingly sarcastic here.  It's just geeky info. 

 

So I was getting the following error displayed on my webpage when using rss2html.php with Feedburner feeds:

 

$errorCode = 2

xml_error_string() = syntax error

xml_get_current_line_number() = 2

xml_get_current_column_number() = 49

xml_get_current_byte_index() = 89

 

This was troubling as I had no problems using my current settings for almost a year, and now suddenly I was getting this error.

I searched high and low, but other than finding a lot of other webpages fuxored with the same error, I didn't find any fixes, including the forums at Feedburner and the the ones for rss2html (feedforall.com).   It took me a lot of trial and error as I had no idea where the problem actually originated (especially since non-Feedburner RSS feeds worked fine.)

So anyway, here's the fix:

In your rss2html.php file it says:

 

// Set the following variable useFopenURL to one if you want/need to use

// fopen() instead of CURL

 

So we change this line from:

$useFopenURL = 0;

to

$useFopenURL = 1;

and it fixed the problem!  Just like that. 

 

So hopefully anyone now searching for this problem will get this blog entry.

 

Peace,

Izabael

John McGimmick and the Beauty-Queen Huntress Sarah Palin

Well, you know guys, I was actually not going to talk much about politics this season.  Too many people yap about it already and most people already are convinced of their candidate; so what's the point? 

But you know....sometimes the surreal world of post-modern politics makes me laugh and cry all at the same time.

First the cry:

You know.  Male hunters are one thing.  I get that the alpha-male impulse in your brains precludes you from seeing how inhumane, unsporting, and totally unnecessary modern hunting is.  But a woman?  She should fucking know better. 

 

 

 

John McCain shot himself in the foot by adding a woman to the ticket. 

Why?  Because McCain was holding steady with Obama in the polls due to racism (something you won't see mentioned in most mainstream news sites, but I'm a demon and can speak 'fo realz).  He should have ran with the ball on getting all those racists to vote for him.  Now he just triggered the one thing in this world that runs deeper than racism: sexism. 

Now McCain has evened out Obama's blackness with Palin's femaleness.  Sad to say, but McCain would have done better with some old white guy who looks like he would appear on American money.

 

 

Also, McCain is on crack if he thinks he will pick up most Hillary supporters.  This bitch is anti-choice even in cases of rape and incest!!  How about we hire Bill O'Reilly to rape Sarah Palin, and then we'll see how happy she is to squeeze out his love-child.

 

 

Oh, and can I mention her 17 year old preggers daughter?

 

 

This is clearly another attempt to pander to the redneck Republican base--but this also is a miscalculation.  This would have been more effective had her daughter been only twelve and the father been her uncle.  Then again the father's name is "Levi" so good call there!

Now for the laugh:

 

Does she not look like the hottest high school principal in the world?  Seriously. 

If Sarah Palin's career falters after this failed campaign with John McButtNugget, she can always hit me up for a pin-up job. Wouldn't you guys like to see her on my site?  Maybe we can suck each other's toes!  (I have those stripper shoes, btw.  You go girl!)

 

Peace out,

Izabael

 

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0ld sk00l hott1e

New model: Valerie

 

So I have a new girlfriend, the brunette on the right, Valerie.  Here is the new set with her and Desirae (whom you might remember from a previous shoot).  You'll be seeing lots more of Valerie.  Isn't she a hottie??

 

                

 

I have more new hot models coming up this summer too!!!  Whee...Izabael has been naughty--err I mean busy :-) *giggle*

 

Kisses & Bites,

Izabael

 

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Artist: Audrey Kawasaki

 

My Kind of Temple: Khajuraho

I often wonder what the world would be like if the more sexual/spiritual cultures dominated more than the violent/puritan type cultures.  Imagine if the dominant culture in the modern world was still the Chandelas who created these beautiful temples around 1050 CE at Khajuraho.

 

 

Looks innocuous enough from here!  But anyone under 18, go run and get your mom or dad for parental supervision!

 

Spit or swallow? Not sure what's up with the graffiti....

 

Ohh!!

 

Wheee!!

 

Ah, it's like an inverted Dante's inferno...a stairway to sexual heaven!!

 

Very ahead of their time, these Indians.  All the women look like they have silicone implants.

 

It's good to be the King (and Queen.)

 

Well, uh.  They had me up until this last one.  Kind of gives a new meaning to "OMG Ponies!"

 

xoxo,

Izabael

 

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This way to the drug-free zone....

 

Transmogrification

How to get a lady to fall for you with 2 easy moves (Video)

When Captain Kirk was assembled at Tyrell corporation, his box had "More Alpha than Alpha" etched along its side.

welcome to my rabbit hole; i think you're gonna like it